If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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