Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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