Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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