I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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