I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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