I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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