Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You can make out without kissing
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