new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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