what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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