no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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