I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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