I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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