Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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