I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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