when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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