1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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