Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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