Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I wish there were birth control emojis
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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