Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
