i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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