you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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