What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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