Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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