how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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