kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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