Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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