i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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