Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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