you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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