How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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