Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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