ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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