five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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