we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
