Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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