so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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