he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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