How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
