Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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