What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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