Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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