I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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