the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
