yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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