I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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