we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
