So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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