The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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