He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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