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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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