im gay
i know
yea but for you.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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