He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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