its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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