"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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