the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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